(Source: amyoswin)



My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

(Source: clasiquefemme)

(Source: bigb0ngtheory)


(by Gary McParland)

Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates.

(Source: guerrasfrias)